A catapult a day keeps the barbarians at bay!
A single candle shines in the darkness...
Ask yourself this: "Do I feel lucky today?"
Back off from (fill in city name).
Be gentle!
Bite down hard.
Bow down, you insolent serf!
Fear the wrath of my omnipotent armies!
Go ahead and try!
Gotta say "Unnh!"
Have you run into those dogs, the (fill in the blank) yet?
Head west, young man--there's plenty of land for the both of us.
Hey there dude! How goes it?
I'll let you walk through if you'll let me...
I'm not afraid of you, loser!
It'll be good for both of us, I promise.
Let my caravan through; it's loaded with humanitarian aid.
Making the world safe for the politically correct....
May the fleas of a thousand caravans infest your phalanxes!
Move it or lose it, bud.
No really, I promise.
Pretty please with sugar on top?
Should not we love one another, brother?
Stand back or be crushed!
Two words: Overwhelming superiority.
Wanna trade advances, big boy?
We DEMAND tribute for our infinite patience.
We follow our Prime Directive--no trading with the natives.